Tell me how to fall in love the way you want me to

stunningbieber:

worst thing you can do is insult justin bieber in front of me. i seriously get all defensive i swear i will break your nose

Yes please take my neatly folded clothes I had picked out to wear for work and throw them in the washer, clearly they were dirty and i should be thanking you for washing my only pair if shorts at 11:15pm when I have to get ip at 5am.-_-

How many times must I tell this woman not to touch my shit.

Just found a gigantic ant crawling on my lwg in bed, needless to say I’m not sleeping tonight